manboobmaiden:

who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it

(via gayjxde)

shouldnt:

Need an ark like asap? dont worry, I Noah guy

(via scars-scars-scars-scars)

moistwilly:

tbh if i was hot, the chances of me becoming a slut would increase by about idk 800%

(via more-scars-than-smiles)

stonelykos:

Girl Interrupted (1999)

stonelykos:

Girl Interrupted (1999)

(via dykeasaurus-rexx)

bellecosby:

sectum-and-sempra:

bellecosby:

White men can take nations but they can’t take a joke

This is a generalization.

case in point 

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1. Lay on the floor of your shower until you can breathe again. Water will always love to love your skin.

2. Start writing with the intention of filling up one page. Write until your pen stops working.

3. Reread a book that once made you cry. Learn something new on every page. Notice how different chapter make you sad. Notice how the book didn’t change and grow; you did.

4. Sleep with your windows open. You can hear both the rain and boys drunkenly singing Frank Sinatra on their deck. Both are equally good.

5. Don’t forget that honey will always taste sweet, but the best way to eat it is off your fingers, laughing.

6. Remember that, sometimes, getting out of bed is enough.

—  For unhappy girls who like sitting in the sun (h.f.j.)

I really, really needed this.

(via 3am3pm)

(via more-scars-than-smiles)

It’s absurd how you refuse to come see me after a workout because you think I might find you unattractive. You need to understand that I love you most when you’re in an old sweatshirt, humming to yourself and pouring vanilla milk for me, because that’s how I want you. I want you exactly as you are. I want you for your stubbornness and for your unsatisfiable desire to learn things. I want you for all the hours you spend your nose buried in DC comics. For all the places you’ve been and all the mouths you’ve kissed. I want you exactly as you are. Nothing you do could make me love you any less. — But you think you’re difficult to love. (via twentyeighth-ofmarch)

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Trick or tr(eat me out) 🎃

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